Sunday, January 23, 2011

Some favorite quotes

Let the randomness continue! These are some of my favorite quotes. I don't know who said some of them, unfortunately. If you know, let me know!

"I mean, consorting with Sauron to learn how to make shiny things? Didn’t anyone learn anything from the NĂºmenor debacle or the whole Morgoth in Valinor business?" ~Me

"You don't get mail in epic land!" - Professor Michael. Drout

"This is the worst plan in the history of anything!" - M. Drout on the planning of the Quest of Erebor

"You insulted my grandfather three hundred years ago, so I'm going to kill you now!" - M. Drout on the nature of ancient grudges.

Q: Why was Severus Snape standing in the middle of the road?
A: So that no one could tell what side he was on.

"it's like staring at a lemon and thinking you could have sworn you got an apple out of the refrigerator..." ~ Penny
..."and then having the lemon squirt you in the eye" ~ Me

We're going to that holding cell that holds seven mice and a squirrel." -Dianne on our microscopic holdig room at Avery Fisher Hall

"It's going to rain from now to the end of the world, so we'll be taking the ark." -Dianne on our mode of transportation to AFH.

"What've you been up to?"
"Dating Beowulf" ~a friend and I

"Are you serious?"
"No! Thaddaeus is Sirius."
(Depending on who it is) ~ My friends and I

"We'll all eat Baloney and get food poisoning." J-L
What about Babylonian food poisoning?" - Allegra

"Well, free falling from the hanging gardens of Babylon, while choking on a iocaine laced grape, while suffering from Babylonian food poisoning, while being bested in a sword fight by a giant Spaniard who is forcing you into marriage against your will." - Me, Allegra and Jean-Luc.

“Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of energy. For another, how can it be the survival of the fittest when the fittest keeps putting himself in situations where he is most likely to be creamed?”

"When life comes at you too fast, hold up a STOP sign and pray there is no accident."

"No one appreciates my drapery!! *sob*" Tyler the evil overlord of evilness.

"Nostalgia is like grammar lessons, the present tense and the past perfect."

"If you think you're too small to be effective, you've never been in the dark with a mosquito."

"I don't understand the presumption that we banished princesses cannot refuse a glossy apple from an old hag. We do read, after all." ~ from the opening of a VERY, VERY bad retelling of Snow White I started a while ago. It will NEVER see the light of day.


  1. HAHAHAHAHAHA...I love all of those...but the squirting lemon was the best. XD

  2. I think I may have to agree with you, penny!